There's a commonly held suspicion that our digital devices and home assistants, such as Siri and Alexa, are constantly listening and spying on your conversations to serve targeted advertising. I have taken that suspicion to its logical conclusion by creating a home digital assistant that serves absolutely no function other than to display advertisements based on snooping ambient conversations. Fr4nk13 listens to ambient audio and utilizes a pre-trained zipformer model to perform real time speech to text conversion which is used to present advertisements on his chest. Frankie is spying on you to sell you things. Fr4nk13 is not shy about spying on you and displays captivating video sequences featuring eyes and animations to attract interest and generate conversation.